Day Two: I was happier today. I can’t be sure why. I also didn’t talk to you much. I kinda pushed you away, to let you do your own thing. I like that.
- *Me as a parent*
- Me: Now Lucy, what do we say if our teacher says there are eight planets?
- Lucy: You forgot Pluto!
- Me: Good. And when they say Pluto isn't a planet?
- Lucy: Viva La Pluto!
- Me: And?
- Lucy: Fuck You!
- Me: Okay good. great. Have fun at kindergarten.